Questions on Mario: Is Mario Human?

If you remember my last post ( see "Why Mario Isn't a Hero") we hated on Mario a lot. We're continuing this anti-Mario rant with an odd topic I don't see a lot. That's why this "Questions on Mario" is on Mario not being a human.

Let's look at our subject:

Mario, Peach, Luigi and Toad in Super Mario 3D World

 

Normal, right? Well, let's look at him in the Mario Kart series:

 

Cheep-Cheep Lagoon from Mario Kart 7

 

Well, I couldn't find a picture with Mario in it, but you go underwater... with no oxygen supply or helmet or anything. You just breath in the water, like it's no big deal, like everyone does it. Then there's the space level.

 



The second newest Rainbow Road.

So you can breath in no oxygen or water. But just because someone's lungs are abnormal, doesn't mean we need to stop. Let's talk mushrooms for a second. If you eat a mushroom, do you grow big? You can see where this is going.

"NOW I CAN CRUSH ALL HUMANITY! I mean- Let's-a go!"



The final piece of evidence is... he can FLY?

 

Yep, by becoming a raccoon, a tanooki or by wearing a hat with wings.

 

So is your hero human? Well, this is just my theory. Feel free to try to back me up or prove me wrong in the comments below.

 

Also, keep checking my blog for more awesome news about Mario!

 

Due to being too lazy, just look at Mario Wiki for the references.